All of our merchandise is made and shipped faster than a big fast thing, though not quite as fast as an illegal download. Payments can be made using a credit or debit card via Worldpay which offers 100% security and protection of your personal details - which is more than can be said for torrents.

Disaffected /  betrayed pirates might wish to consider our "Fuck the Pirate Bay" t-shirts as a more potent expression than whining on message boards.

If you've any queries, particularly if you're from the Pirate Bay* and want to bitch to us about copyright infringement (no longer an issue, thanks for clearing that up Peter) then please feel free to drop us a line here.

Should you require a personalised t-shirt eg: front reading "I'm a musician (singer / songwriter / composer / producer / publisher / label employee / retailer etc.)" with any of the above designs silkscreen printed directly below or on the reverse (back) then please drop us a line detailing your specific design requirements by clicking our "models" on the left.

Orders will only be shipped to the cardholder's address. Whilst we always try to fulfil orders within three working days of receiving your order at times of excessive demand delivery may take up to seven working days.

* be advised - we will of course publish any bitchy correspondences received (we got that idea from you).